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Finally, a way in which to express my views to the world. I think all “pets” should get their humans in on this... maybe we can cause a revolution! YES! All animals working together through sublime messages on a blog... they will never know until the last moment when we strike!! Of course, guinea pigs will be in charge, we’re the brains of the animal world...

*ten minutes later*

My human has taken away my copy of Animal Farm... something about being a bad influence on me. Can’t understand it personally... what’s wrong with being united under one animal, working together and all that? Communism I think she called it... sounds a good idea to me. I should think it would work perfectly. She was writing about the characters in the book being associated with certain historical humans... if so this Stalin seems an intelligent chap. I mean, I’ve only got up to the first couple of chapters, and with all that organisation I can’t see anything amiss there... Personally, I’ve nibbled on several of the pages and anything that tastes that good can't possibly be wrong!
She’s giving me that look again, like I couldn’t possibly understand, just because all I do is eat and sleep. I don’t. I also scheme...

Last week I spent most of my time gnawing the bars of the cage. She thinks this is me trying to escape. Hell no... why would I? I mean, I've got all the food i could possibly want right here. No.. Its quite amusing really. I’m across the room and I completely ignore her telling me off so she has to physically get up, walk across and rattle the bars. I run off to the other side of the run, and continue after she’s sat down. Fantastic really. It means she gets absolutely nothing done. I’m just making sure she stays fit. I mean, she sits on her ass all day playing games or studying, eating biscuits and crisps. I’m making sure she gets her daily dose of exercise. She puts that poor hamster in the ball to run around inanely... why shouldn’t she do something similar!

Hehe.
Bosley out